The master of lo-fi-indie pop-punk, Weird Paul, is coming to Beacon! It’s George’s birthday! Lot’s of surprises and great music!

Come hear the classics!
“I Got Drunk at Chuckee Cheese”
“Wine Coolers”
“Scott Baio Was Seen at the (legendary) Pink Dot Convenience Store Buying 12 Cans of Tuna and a Carton of Cigarettes”
“Peanut Butter Recall”
“I Stole a Bunsen Burner”
“Mikel E. ’99”
“I Was a Teen-Age Idealist”

Granted there is literally no chance that he’s gonna play all of these, but still! He may play some! And! There’s lots more awesome surprises coming your way! Your attendance is not only permitted, but required for this once in a lifetime event! George may never live to be 30 again!